things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

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The urgency of the war, along with changing conceptions of women’s roles in society, meant that the U.S. military enlisted the help of thousands of women. In fact, about 350,000 women served in the armed forces […] When women shipped off, they took cosmetics with them into battle. Lipstick was one of the ways these women defined themselves; to them it signaled femininity and strength. (full quote at sarriane)

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me as a parent

thomasandrewbitch:

kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA

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weightedcube:

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

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me as a parent

thomasandrewbitch:

kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA

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weightedcube:

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

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bombing:

me: the chuck e cheese security guards were very physical and abusive and i can assure you that i will never return to their rat filled establishment

judge: is it true you were attempting to masturbate in the ball pit while yelling about the illuminati?

me: fuck off. next question


sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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